Constipation Jokes Aren’t My Favorite

They take too long

Yes -it's time for the annual constipation/poop joke round up! Here we go:

Why couldn’t the teddy bear get constipated?
Because it was already stuffed!

What do you call a dollar bill you’ve been sitting on for a few hours?
Gas money.

What does Superman call his bathroom?
The Super Bowl.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to another?
“I’m feeling really wiped.”

Why are constipated people so rude?
They don’t give a crap!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
To look for Pooh!

Thank you to Reddit, ChatGPT and all the dads out there!

Wishing everyone a happy and healthy holiday season, with zero toilet drama!

xoxo Prunies