It’s That Time of Year Again...to Get Cheeky

Well, here we are again and I did not want to let any readers go into Thanksgiving week without some jokes to pull out for friends and family.

What kind of vehicle does a toilet drive?
A Dump Truck.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Do you wanna hear a poop joke?

Never mind, it's probably too corny!

If bears poop in the woods, is the smell...

...unbearable?

Hanging upside down, one bat asks the other what the worst day of his life was...

...The other bat said, "the day I had diarrhea!"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!

Thank you to my awesome husband for helping me put this together and ensure the jokes were actually funny.

I tried to have ChatGPT help generate some new-to-world jokes.  Here are some that I’m still trying to understand – if you have any clue why these would be funny, please let me know:

What kind of music does poop prefer?
Heavy metal.

What kind of jokes do bathrooms tell?
Dry ones.

What kind of vacation does a toilet like?
A long weekend getaway.

Needless to say, it looks like comedians will make it through the AI revolution just fine!

Prunies® wishes you and your family a beautiful (and comfortable) holiday season!